Disco Banditry and the no good, too much stuff mystery

[sev]

I'm a level 10 Disco Bandit, which makes me a Vibe Robber, and I'm remarkably close to gaining sufficient Moxie to make it to level 11.

My skills have become quite heavily-used, as I've been adventuring in the Castle in the Sky, where I periodically can't hit anything without them.  My fabulous Moxie often keeps them from hitting me -- unless it's an Alphabet Giant, which is more likely to spell my doom.

Liver of Steel
Chronic Indigestion
Disco Aerobics
Disco Eye-Poke
Nimble Fingers
Mad Looting Skillz
Disco Nap
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
Advanced Cocktailcrafting

I have a plethora of familiars:

Giovannia Anatoly Screwspanner, the 20-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (and she's got her own ipod)
Nicolas Ravindran, the 18-pound Mosquito
Lucinda Trofflesby, the 10-pound Barrrnacle
Cedar Bancroft, the 10-pound Grue (currently wearing a lead necklace)
Dakota Flynn, the 8-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Astrid Granville, the 8-pound Fuzzy Dice (with her own little bitchin' meatcar)
Tot, the 6-pound Pet Rock
Malik Gershwin, the 5-pound Killer Bee
Xuffie Jisaragi, the 4-pound Cocoabo
Mango Konstantine, the 4-pound Stab Bat
Sparky Neumann, the 3-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
Abraham Rutger Griggs, the 3-pound Hovering Sombrero
Agamemnon Melanogaster, the 2-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
Guillermo Hiroyuki-Laurent, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Gronald, the 1-pound Levitating Potato

The quest-listing interface has changed somewhat, so I'll just list 'em all here instead of just the new ones.

Council of Loathing quests:

You delivered a mosquito larva to the Council of Loathing.
You solved the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have slain the Goblin King.
You have cleansed the taint of the Deep Fat Friars.
You've undefiled the Cyrpt, and defeated the Bonerdagon.
You have learned how to hunt Yetis from the L337 Tr4pz0r.
You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao with his monster problem.
You have stopped the rain of giant garbage in the Nearby Plains.

Miscellaneous Quests:

You fetched the Untinker's screwdriver.
You helped retrieve the Pretentious Artist's stuff.

Other Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
You have unlocked 9 tattoos.
You have collected 15 familiars.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.

Current quests:
The council has no current quests for me.  Following the castle map led me, circuitiously, to the Hole in the Sky, in which I can defeat nothing (yet).  So, I will continue wandering around elsewhere for awhile.   I also have a lifeless meat doll that will likely become a familiar, if I can just figure out how to wake it up...

I have lots of stuff.  I don't know, really, what to do with much of this stuff.
enormous belt buckle
fat stacks of cash
flaming crutch
heavy D (I assume I can spell something with it, like the W-A-n-G I spelled earlier.   Though I don't really recall where I found the previous n.)
various skins (hippopotamus, furry, penguin, yak, yeti.  Other than meatsmithing and selling them to the bounty hunter, I don't know if I can do anything with them)
icy katana hilt (I've seen assembled icy hot katanas, or whatever they're called.  But I have not encountered a flaming katana blade, other than in the mall, and I'm loathe to just buy one, for fear of missing important content.)
Warm Subject gift certificate (I hear rumor of a "torso awareness" skill.  I think I need a torso before I can buy clothing for it.)
foolscap fool's cap, leather mask, goat beard, mullet wig, big red clown nose (obviously, I wear them, but they all seems awfully low-power given *when* in the game I found them, which makes me suspicious.)

Comments

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

My Disco Bandit ascended yesterday. You're not far behind -- the Council is about to send you after the Naughty Sorceress, which is a very intricate and somewhat maddening quest. I swear I'll never sell anything again now. :)

Totally loving your familiar's names!

And, for a little haiku:

Lowercase "n" came
Somewhere over the rainbow
No, wait, not "rainbow"....

The lifeless meat doll?
If you have your hippy stone
It is of no use