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[sev]

I'm playing Kingdom of Loathing.  This is janetmiles's fault.

I'm a Level 4 Disco Bandit, which makes me a Jiggy Grifter. Level 5 comes at 20 Moxie, which is 3 away.


Currently Equipped Equipment:

• Hat: The Dolphin King's Crown (Power: 35)
  
• Weapon: Gnollish flyswatter (Power: 35)
  
• Pants: studded leather boxer shorts (Power: 20)
  
• Accessory: dirty hobo gloves (provide +2 stench damage in combat)
  
• Accessory: continuum transfunctioner
  
• Accessory: Cloaca-Cola shield (damage absorption +30)
  

My familiar, Gronald the Mosquito, is 7 lbs with 54 kills.

Accomplishments:

• You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.


• You have proven yourself literate.


• You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.


• You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.


• You have unlocked 2 tattoos.


• You have collected 1 familiar.


• You have helped defend the Gourd.


• You have fetched a larva for the Council.


• You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.

Quests:

• Killing rats in the cellar of the Typical Tavern in the Distant Woods for the council. I have 8 rat whiskers, which I can later sell to the Prententious Artist if I don't use 'em in the quest.


• Slay the Boss Bat for the council. Currently can't go past the entryway of the Bat Hole in the Nearby Plains due to bat guano stench.


• Need car, which can ostensibly be built with parts found in Degrassi Knoll in the Nearby Plains.


• Need to get the drink from the bar behind the bar so's I can get past "initiate" stage in the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, my guild, so's I can buy more skills. This probably requires more Moxie.


• Somewhere, there's a door to the 8-bit realm. The crackpot mystic gave me a continuum transfunctioner that, when equipped, will let me enter. It's an accessory. The crackpot mystic will assemble things from Pixels.


• I have a Dr. Hobo's map. I need something to extend my reach so I can reach the outcropping of rock on the other side of the huge pit.


• I have the Slug Lord's map. I need something to protect myself from the stench before I can head into the immense septic tank.

Today's startling discoveries:
Drinking soda water replenished some moxie points.
Drinking the rockin' wagon martini added some moxie.
The Haiku Dungeon is a reasonable place to wander around when inebriated.

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[goddesslena.livejournal.com]

I'm a Level 4 Disco Bandit, which makes me a Jiggy Grifter

That's got to be the best sentence I've heard yet this year.