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[sev]

I'm playing Kingdom of Loathing.  This is janetmiles's fault.

I'm a Level 4 Disco Bandit, which makes me a Jiggy Grifter. Level 5 comes at 20 Moxie, which is 3 away.


Currently Equipped Equipment:

• Hat: The Dolphin King's Crown (Power: 35)
  
• Weapon: Gnollish flyswatter (Power: 35)
  
• Pants: studded leather boxer shorts (Power: 20)
  
• Accessory: dirty hobo gloves (provide +2 stench damage in combat)
  
• Accessory: continuum transfunctioner
  
• Accessory: Cloaca-Cola shield (damage absorption +30)
  

My familiar, Gronald the Mosquito, is 7 lbs with 54 kills.

Accomplishments:

• You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.


• You have proven yourself literate.


• You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.


• You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.


• You have unlocked 2 tattoos.


• You have collected 1 familiar.


• You have helped defend the Gourd.


• You have fetched a larva for the Council.


• You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.

Quests:

• Killing rats in the cellar of the Typical Tavern in the Distant Woods for the council. I have 8 rat whiskers, which I can later sell to the Prententious Artist if I don't use 'em in the quest.


• Slay the Boss Bat for the council. Currently can't go past the entryway of the Bat Hole in the Nearby Plains due to bat guano stench.


• Need car, which can ostensibly be built with parts found in Degrassi Knoll in the Nearby Plains.


• Need to get the drink from the bar behind the bar so's I can get past "initiate" stage in the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, my guild, so's I can buy more skills. This probably requires more Moxie.


• Somewhere, there's a door to the 8-bit realm. The crackpot mystic gave me a continuum transfunctioner that, when equipped, will let me enter. It's an accessory. The crackpot mystic will assemble things from Pixels.


• I have a Dr. Hobo's map. I need something to extend my reach so I can reach the outcropping of rock on the other side of the huge pit.


• I have the Slug Lord's map. I need something to protect myself from the stench before I can head into the immense septic tank.

Today's startling discoveries:
Drinking soda water replenished some moxie points.
Drinking the rockin' wagon martini added some moxie.
The Haiku Dungeon is a reasonable place to wander around when inebriated.

Comments

[goddesslena.livejournal.com]

I'm a Level 4 Disco Bandit, which makes me a Jiggy Grifter

That's got to be the best sentence I've heard yet this year.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

I've got two multis -- Xiphias and Xippy. Both are Level 11 Seal Clubbers, and are on the Naughty Sorceress Quest.

[spoglia.livejournal.com]

I now have a very strong urge to play this game.

[trvth.livejournal.com]

Kingdom of Loathing rules.

I've had a level 11 character and a bunch of level 5 or so characters. I think Disco Bandits and Saucerors are probably the most fun becuase those guilds can mix drinks and make sauces which means there are more discoveries to be had in the combining of items, whereas the special powers of the other guilds seemed like they add less to the enjoyment of the game.

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

If you need (or want) to join a Clan (you get extra Meat; once our Clan Leader finds a calendar, extra turns; and access to a Clan Stash of Stuff), I invite you to join EGG!!! (all caps, three exclamation points).

Or not, as you choose.