an lj-meme for the rest of us

[sev]

elsewhere on LJ, I participated in a conversation about the "would you..." meme floating around (go out with me/give me your number/have sex with me/etc.), and its applicability or lack thereof in the lives of the people *I* know. During that conversation, I said, "I'm half-tempted to write another, more explicit and detailed version." Nobody's surprised that I received encouragement to do so, right?

Anyway. For your amusement, I proffer: Fishing for Ego-Strokes Meme for the Rest of Us," starting with the first two I pulled out of my ass as an example during that discussion:

1. If we were alone in a soundproofed room together, you would
a. run away screaming
b. kick my feet out from under me and beat me to the floor
c. expect to spend the next hour on your knees
d. expect me to spend the next hour on my knees

2. If I were starring in a raunchy porn flick, you'd want to be
a. the director
b. an actor
c. a cameraperson
d. the prosecutor

3. If you saw a riding crop in my bedroom, you'd wonder
a. what it felt like
b. whether I'd swat you with it
c. whether you could swat me with it
d. since when did I get a horse?

4. If I made a list of my biggest turn-ons, you would
a. sneak a copy and read it surreptitiously
b. cross-index it with your own favorite activities
c. sit me down and give me point-by-point suggestions
d. publish it in the local weekly

5. If I started commenting on some cute hottie I had a crush on, you'd think
a. yum, wouldn't mind getting between those two...
b. hey, I'm jealous!
c. let's see, how could I hook you two up?
d. gosh, you've got awful taste; what the heck are you thinking?

6. If we were going to go out for an evening on the town, you'd prefer that
a. we go to an intimate restaurant for a quiet talk
b. we go out to a club with loud music and dancing
c. we go to a sex club
d. the date ends early

7. I tell you of an explicit sexual fantasy I've had involving you. You are:
a. turned on
b. intrigued
c. surprised
d. disgusted

8. If I asked you for a massage, you'd
a. rub my shoulders
b. rub my shoulders, and look for the opportunity to let your hands stray
c. ask me what, exactly, I'd like massaged
d. refer me to a massage therapist

9. You're putting me up for the night. Where do you put me?
a. on the couch
b. in your bed, and you sleep on the couch
c. on the floor
d. in your bed, and you have some ideas for how I might recompense you for the favor...

10. Let's go to a movie! You suggest
a. Something scary
b. Something romantic
c. Something pornographic
d. Something short

11. Somehow, we've found ourselves alone at the site of one of your favorite sexual fantasies. You
a. share the fantasy and suggest that we try it
b. enjoy fantasizing, and don't say anything
c. share the fantasy and hope that I'll suggest we try it
d. Try to hurry me away in case somebody cute comes along

12. We're out of town at a conference together, and one evening I slip you my spare room key. You
a. sneak into my room, hide behind the door, and accost me on my way in
b. leave a box of chocolates on my pillow
c. arrange yourself in my bed
d. use it as a prize in a raffle drawing

Comments

[goldfish42.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you want answers without Comment Screening on? ;)

[sev]

I begin to suspect I won't *get* answers without comment-screening on! :)

Seriously, though
1. I don't mind y'all seeing what each other might say here
2. though if anybody's taking it seriously, they might mind
3. I suspect the lack of response is more due to me posting it on a weekend than anything else
4. but all that said, I'll screen comments anyhow. :)